Thursday, 21 September 2017

I open at the close

Wow, the end is getting pretty near right? Its funny because I was talking to Jay (another fellow tour attendee) about how in Switzerland it was like "shit its only day 4, we have an eternity to go" and then all of a sudden we are nearing the end.

Im on a boat, im on a boat, everybody look at me cause im sailing on a boat


It was a pretty long trip from Berlin to Amsterdam so the majority of the day was spent on the bus. We got to our Botel (thats right, its a boat hotel), dropped our stuff off and then headed out on our walking tour. We went to the most important of all the sites in Amsterdam, the red light district. I've got to be honest, some of those chicks in the windows are pretty damn hot (which would most likely be reflected in their prices). After partaking in some of the local 'cuisine' we attended a sex show.

Everyone eagerly awaiting the panties to drop


It was really a sex show, like actually literally a sex show. It started off with some strippers (I had a seat right infront of the stage so obviously I was going to get picked on). To be honest I got off (giggle) pretty lightly, I just had to blow out a candle, that was being stored in quite an original spot. After a few strippers the main event happened, which was a couple actually just straight up having sex on stage. It was weird man, really really weird, I can't say I am a fan.

Photo because it looks cool


After the sex show we headed back to the botel for sleepytimes.

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